Life On Bacon Street

In the process of studying Constitutional Law, I created a document to record in.

The filename was abbreviated. It had BA as one abbreviation. It had CONST as the other abbreviation. It made sense. I named it, and saved it.

When I went to find it again, there it was. Only it now said Bacon St. It DID! Ba Const runs right together as baconst.

So this makes us think.

Bacon is Liberty. There are those that think Bacon should have been a protected right under Constitutional Law. They may still get an amendment passed for that.

 

Bacon should be Law. Or at least protected from trespass or unwarranted nibbling.

 

Bacon has to be FAIR. He can’t take more of it than I get.

 

Bacon should protect the little guy and restrain the big one from getting it all by Crime. Or even by mooching.

 

Bacon ought to be exempt in the Constitution, specifically, in regards to Slavery. It should be specified that enslavement by Bacon is Constitutionally permitted.

 

Bacon St. should invite us to sample the delights of Porkery. It should do so with much savory mapley smoky enticement.

 

And it should definitely be Smoky and Salty. Bacon is, after all, how you Smoke without being an addict (though the case CAN be made for Sausage and Ham).

Bacon St. Who knew THAT was in the Constitution?

An acquaintance rewrote the US Constitution by placing the word “Bacon” in every place they wanted it to be. They said that much of it made more sense that way, and somehow it turned out all right if we just though of Bacon as a metaphor for Liberty.

Please do not misunderstand our humor. We take the Constitution VERY seriously, and feel a great loyalty to that Law which IS Constitutional. Which is why I was studying it in the first place.